From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
One Sunday a little boy was in church with his mother when he had to go to the bathroom. He tugged on his mother's arm. "Mommy, I have to pee!"
She shushed him and said, "It isn't right to say the word 'pee' in church. From now on, when you have to go just tell me that you have to 'whisper,' okay?"
The following Sunday the boy's father took him to church. The boy tugged on his father's sleeve and said, "Daddy, I have to whisper!"
His father leaned down and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."